11, Jan 2009 20:37
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he will shut up after you let him in!
A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear.Is
this third child really mine?
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.
When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities ,she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed. 一位單身漢新婚時， 妻子有三項優點：在廚房她是經濟學者、在客廳她是貴族、在床上她是惡魔。 After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order, she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living
room and an economist in bed. 若干年後，這三項優點依然存在，可是秩序有點變動：
許願井 A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. 一對夫妻來到一座許願井。 丈夫靠過去，丟下一個硬幣，許了個願。妻子也打算許個願。
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works! 可是她靠的太過去，掉下井，被淹死了。
結婚周年 I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary? She said, Somewhere I have never been!
I told her, How about the kitchen? 我問太太：“結婚周年紀念，你想去那兒?”
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour? 在二十五周年紀念時， 一位太太提醒她的丈夫：“你還記得你向我求婚的那天，我被打動得無法說話長達一小時？”
The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life 丈夫回答：“是的，親愛的，那是我一生中最快樂的時光。”
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.